Chorley Pies

Emile Heskey The Chuck Norris of football He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw The way he dribbles down the sideline and look likely to score and then steps over but falls over and just misses the goal He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet Thats why we watch him like every week Defenders get weak at the knees When he breezes past with ease, please Dont you dare, diss the Messiah A true patriot for the country, yeah Hes taking us higher You dont know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid Hes the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left, he still misses HESKEY You dont know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid Hes the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left, he still misses HESKEY You think you can, bend it like Beckham But can you bend it like Heskey? The way he shoots buts curves it around And end up in Row Zee or Row Zed And dont even get me started on his head When he puts it down and gives you the eye