Illusionist Gnome Dee Snider

The bar keep serves you your mead but seems tense about something as he does so, what do you do?- I hit on the hottest girl in the tavern.- She doesn't seem intrested in you.- I seduce her using my 16 charisma.- You succeed in seducing the maiden she motions you to follow her upstairs. You rush to the door just beyond the landing, swiftly she pushes you in slamming the door shut behind her. In a single movement her dress falls to the ground revealing illusionist gnome Dee Snider.