Do you have a deep and abiding love for ALL (okay, most) games that practically borders on the obsessive? Do you eat, sleep, and breathe games?! Does your ideal mate, instead of consoling you after a tough loss, gleefully steal the controller and try to show you up at your own game?!?! Do you often try to solve real life problems with game like solutions?!?!?! Do you think of real life as ESCAPISM?!?!?!?! If you answered YES to all of the above, then you just might be...an INSANE GAMER!!!