Thee Attendant

Isn't it so coincidental that Abarham Linclon was killed??? And then a world record for eating the most chips was set by Tanner the next day??? Is he a chip mage...? We don't know. But your reading this message because you've been chosen to be apart of something better. Something which allows your human potential and unchanneled energy to unite into a warrior of true form. Comcast can't help you... the Muppets were never real... and Rosa Parks hides in the valley of the shadow of death. JOIN.