MADMONKEYKILL3R

My job: Servant of the dark turtle lord. Activities: You will normally see me trying to sacrifice my neighbors cat into a volcano. Hobbies: I like to visit local childrens hospitals and punch babies while yelling phrases such as, "spawn kill" and "time to meet your maker." Extra: When Im bored I like to paint myself brown curl up in a ball in my neighbor's backyard and pretend Im a furry coconut. (I am legally obligated to add in minecraft)