VAMPIRE DAD

I'M A FATHER AND HUSBAND JUST LIKE ANY OTHER I PUT MY PANTS ON ONE LEG AT A TIME,PLAY GAMES,EAT,SLEEP,AND OTHER NORMAL STUFF!SO WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT IS I'M A VAMPIRE I DO EAT BLOOD I DO SLEEP IN A COFFEN MY BEAUTIFULL WIFE IS(VAMPIRE MOM)MY HANDSOME SON IS(VAMPIRE SON)MY LOVE IS A MORTOLE NAMED(MONKEY9485)WERE ALL HAPPY!NEXT TIME YOUR OUT AT NIGHT AND YOU THINK YOUR BEING FOLLOWED BEFORE YOU THINK IT'S YOUR IMAGINAEION THINK ABOUT MY WORDS AND RUN OR YOU COULD BE OUR NEXT MEAL!MAHA!¡MAHA!¡